WAAAGH!!

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WAAAGH!!

So it's happened. Ghirahim has united the various Blins have united against Hyrule and the Gerudo people, promising that in the end, the Demon King Demise will be revived. Because of this, they've decided to unite as one and wage war with the two continents while Ghirahim prepares the ritual to break the Demon King's seal, lacking only someone with Hylia blood. However, it may end up spreading to the other countries and even to Ylisse. The dangerous thing about a WAAAGH!! is that the longer it goes on, the bigger it gets. Blins don't care; battle is battle.

Your goal, citizens and warriors and soldiers and such, is to keep these two nations from falling. To that end you must fight unending waves of Blins until finally one of the Warchiefs appear. And then you kill that Warchief. Once all the Warchiefs (and Ghirahim) are defeated, the event ends. It's worth noting however,

UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID, YOU WON'T DIE.

So how is this whole thing done? Well, you get a party (2 minimum, 5 maximum) together and then a thread is started. You are hit with a wave of 6 enemies. What these enemies are is entirely randomly determined by yours truly via a D100. Every number is assigned an enemy and the dice is rolled six times, with the results being what you get. If you're really lucky, you'll get a Warchief to help further the event. If you're really unlucky. You'll get a Warchief and 5 Ogblins. It's a matter of luck, and there's no shame in running if it looks too bad.

If your health hits 0, you pass out. Don't worry about dying, blins aren't very smart.

Note that you can be killed if you do stupid things. Because I know this is going to come up; Trying to be a badass and do parkour all over an Ogblin or Big Blin that isn't extremely well distracted counts as stupid.

You, the party, controls how the spawns act (Warchiefs and Ghirahim are controlled by staff though), though you are expected to use reason. As this is an event, a hawkeye will be kept. Ignoring and dodging everything too long will result in a set amount of damage being dealt. How much? You don't know and I find that fun.

In order to sign up for a WAAAGH!! quest, use the usual quest form. You can only be in one WAAAGH!! quest at a time, but it doesn't count as one of your quests, even ones with fighting. You should stock up on potions and such though beforehand.

As for the enemies. the Blins have been added to the BESTIARY. Go there, and anything with a "blin" in its name shows what you're up against.